Morgan495

2306 pts · March 25, 2015


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At first, I thought you just shoved fake teeth into a peeled potato

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This is parenting done right! My son and I just started geocaching. We're horrible at it, but we love it!

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....no more.

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I sincerely hope things have gotten better for you, OP

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'Cause she's playing all night, and the music's all right. Mama's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My puppers

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This is the sweetest fucking thing ever!

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"Put a little effort into it!"

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"It's so coooold in the D!"

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When you're in your 30's, the sea is more like a septic tank.

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look at that shimmer in her eye....she's had cataract surgery

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He's not kidding

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Prove it

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Uncle Rico is so impressed!

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Really?? Have you ever taken a dick in the ass? I bet it'd be plenty big enough!

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Well you weren't wrong

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Spending 7 pm until 7am with my patients tonight.

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He goes up on her

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