MoopsieWoops

1161 pts · April 24, 2015


"If I had read more books or tried to go on to college and different things like that I’d be dead right now, because people say books and collage are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn’t use enough oxygen because I don’t have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full--it’s only part full--and that’s why I’m alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know--'read this book, try to get smarter'--but I’m like, alright, I’ll pretend to read it but I’m not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I’m going to die."

Found out today that you can make your own QR codes

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Proper dick pic response, imo

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Don't get me wrong, I love my puppy dearly, but

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Hitting refresh on package tracking info like

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Distractingly sexy

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Both ideas are equally terrifying

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Lithuanian men after their country instated compulsory military service

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Please, don't!

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Mulder, Scully, and a man named Chris

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Wtf did I just watch

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X-Files facts you may not know!

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Not proud of saying this.

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Mulder and Scully 2015

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