MonsterJesus

3396 pts · March 10, 2015


I got sick of funnyjunk. Most of the posts on there were 95% taken from here. Figured I’d just use the source from then on.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder if they have finger food

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BONES DON’T JIGGLE!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We need this now

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I deleted my facebook about 6 years ago. Best decision I ever made.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, it’s mesmerizing to watch. It’s different every time it’s flipped.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got one of these for Christmas a couple of years ago.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Farnsworth was smart enough to know that Fry was frozen before that event happened. He probably thought of it but thought it was just a coincidence.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 7 leaf clover episode always gets me.

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Nudely? (July)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’m 35 years old and I still have the same dream of me in school forgetting my locker combo. I end up running around the school trying to get to the main office to request it. The school ends up changing around everywhere I turn.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I completely forgot that he punched the reindeer.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As someone who is a saftey coordinator at my job, this raises a few hairs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kid from the show Big Mouth would like this pillow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Sphinx the Shrink one had me dying. 🤣😂

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe if the games were readily available for us they wouldn’t have that problem.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People who say they are alpha are actually not alpha at all. They’re delusional because they think that they are better than everyone else.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most women go chameleon eyed around me, so I never get #1 to happen. 🤪

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The implant part always get me.

2 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

Don’t forget to confuse the crap out of them in the end like Bugs. Like his famous cross dressing.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would if I knew where it was. I had a small house fire awhile back and had to pack it away. Not sure where it is at the moment.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still have my old teddy bear from when I was 3. I’m going on 35 and I still have it. Still in great shape.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like you’re about to get a stern talking to.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m writing a DnD campaign. A lot of people are telling me to publish it when I finish.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0