Some weirdo was asking my lady friends to piss on him for money; I promptly responded.
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Cyanide and Happiness Gold.
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In celebration of my 4th cake day, the first thing I ever favorited.
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When my Grandma is making dinner but I have to sanitize my hands before I can eat.
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He inspires me to remember who I am.
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Ex-Gf: I think you'd look nicer if you shaved your beard. My Reaction?
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A Minigun's Firing Mechanism.
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When you run out of dick and she say "go deeper!".
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AMA Bouncer Edition? I need some feedback
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The Biden Meme To End Them All.
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15 Minutes into Mortal Kombat and Chill
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EEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLL!...
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Merry Christmas Yall
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Relationship Goals
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Childhood= Ruined
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How Not to be an Asshole Boss
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MFW a cop was denied a warrant to search my vehicle
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When you and your squad roll in force.
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I've been on Tinder for 2 days and this pretty much sums it up.
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How I feel after an I.M. conversation on Imgur
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When I Eat Her For Breakfast Just Right...
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Christmas Selfies? oh boy !
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15 minutes into Mortal Kombat and chill
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For my fellow Sushi lovers out there
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When your freind shows up to help you move.
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When girls flake I be like....
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Dat Spirit Bomb Doe
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As the doorguy at the local college bar, this accurately describes my reaction to everything that happened this week
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Finally, Someone standing up for our flag!
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This is how Episode V should have been
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Just!....
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#BlackThanksgiving
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The Sound of Nature is Just Animals Trying to Get Laid
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7) I Have Grandkids? (Feat. Alzheimer's)
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What would happen if Hulk came in contact with the F.E.V. Virus
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That face a girl makes when she twerkin' and she know you lookin'
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One more Christmas Selfie because I can.
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When a pretty girl tells me I'm handsome
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TMW A girl I have a crush on says I can touch her butt... for science
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Equal Rights and shit...
1961
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As a bouncer... seen it plenty o' times
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Valentines day: The best time of year to grow some balls
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Have a shirtless Christmas Selfie y'all
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My reaction to the lack of "Leonardo needs an Oscar" posts.
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Merry Christmas Imgur!
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When i see people bragging about getting all A's in their classes after the semester ends
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MRW a girl tells me I should shave my beard off.
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When I'm about to bust a nut
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So I'm convinced... that the people on Imgur don't even lift. Where are all the Imgur lifters at?
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Quick, grab my automail!
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I figured I'd contribute to the super bowl shark craze
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39
As a bouncer when i'm dealing with drunk people at the club.
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It all started with one, tough break kid
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Fair trade right?
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How I imagine most people will be like on Valentine's Day.
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When I see a girl squatting with yoga pants on.
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Don't look as it as a hinderance, look at it like a challenge.
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