Molesterbator

851 pts ยท September 12, 2014


What if I told you I sometimes pee while sitting down?

You'd type so much faster on a keyboard though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dayum, relateable

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nobody going to mention the 2-person sweater?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might have misread the contents tab. but I'm fairly sure there's more fat in the Big Mac than in the potatoes boiled in fat.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Left over broth? You're using too much water!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am i the only one who smashes my noodle packs before putting them in a pot? Easy to eat and no mess.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean 40 hours is nothing in PvP though? I expect more from a AAA game, and without progression, there's really no reason to play a game.?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, because you start a vast majority of the conflicts yourself, deploy troops in another nation and then proceed to call yourself heroes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because you choose to start conflicts with everyone and then do your hostile invasions. Learn from us, stay on your own turf.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Perhaps. But when a nation is so arrogant it declares war on half the world and claims "they have to", I just shake my head. -You choose to.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess it's nice that we finish our education before/during the time we serve, as well as plenty of carreer options offered after. But I see.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Welcome to Scandinavia, where we don't make huge deals out of having served our country. Fucking crybabies overseas...

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 19

If you wanna keep your country, why wouldn't you wanna fight for it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Great dad, all I need to say.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't managed to do anyone/thing continously for a decade...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur is incapable of such degeneration, we're retarded in different ways here.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If we can stop that safely thanks to Volvo's new system, I'm sure 50,000 lbs of steel can be handled in some way as well. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trucks are capped at 50 mph here in northern europe, but we rarely have accidents with the up to 130,000 lbs of woods we transport? 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll have to up the dimensions of the cargo security parts; costs go up, damages goes down.(Sorry about the lack of terms, bad at english)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, for once she told you what the problem was.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like she'd hardly weigh ~70 kg / ~150 pounds, that's not that much considering it's shoulder presses. But that balancing though!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's dinky (even when not standing next to that manbeast), the hardest part of *this* act is her staying stiff enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you tried to be edgy. 10/10

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I always go; title - username - picture - description. Interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, most slightly developed individuals will actually see clothes in that region.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is this tumblr?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe many of those "brave adventurers" just wanted to get away from people for a while?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a link to that happening on video or something? That sounds beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that seems like the conclusion of a rational person, "WRONG MILK, SHE HATES HER LIFE AND IS FULL OF MALICE"...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0