Whenever my friend tries to clean
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MRW my brother says I can't light a campfire.
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It could have been a disaster.
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Lil humid today, I'd say.
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Being a manager is fun, they said.
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MRW it rains in California!
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MRW someone tells me I've lost weight
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I missed my cakeday
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MRW she falls asleep in the middle of sexting.
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I'msorry
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I have a theory.
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MRW I get a statement from Social Security, talking about my retirement... and Medicare.
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Bought ALL of the discounted chocolate today.
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After a full day at Disneyland and Cali Adventure...
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He's like the perfect little wallflower. Or owl flower. Or a cactus I think.
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MRW someone calls me a psychotic whore from the other side of the room.
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If you're brave enough...
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MRW my sister tries to butt in with my Deal or No Deal game
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Cats and Logic
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When you think it's funny but she doesn't.
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"Aren't you wanting a Prince Charming for V-day?"
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I believe we all have the power in us for positive thought.
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MRW today.
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My favorite scene in Legend: The Dance
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TIL
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How to subtly flirt.
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So some cats like this thing.
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MRW when I'm told I can't run amok and steal money or eat shrooms.
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How I think it'll be after this extended version LOTR night. All the caffeine. All the bad snacks.
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-Fwoomph-
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TIL my UK friends call whipped cream squirty cream.
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How I feel about TheGoblinQueene
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My best friend is moving to Alaska.
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Am I the only one?
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When a cat attacks you
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The best horror story to all students.
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Shame. I have it.
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MRW they cancel my surgery for a second time.
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How I imagine entertaining the in-laws could be like.
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MRW my team gets KO'd in game.
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MRW my mother hangs up on me after I call her to help her find her phone.
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MRW my friend says she hates coffee.
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MRW I have to go in tomorrow to finally get my teeth pulled out.
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MRW someone leaves the soda bottle open.
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To the downvote mobs of Imgur.
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The obligatory step to evil plotting.
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Kind of how I feel when disciplining kids I babysit for
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Just read through all of peggysue's tumbler wumbler posts.
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MRW I'm not logged in, and I keep trying to like/comment on things but forget that I'm not logged in.
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Buying ALL the discounted chocolate tomorrow.
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Not all the things the banana has been used to scale for have been... appropriate?
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When you're hangry and someone keeps trying to flirt.
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Personal favorite Whovian monsters
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What is this Camp Imgur!?
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