ModeratelyStuffedOreos

11307 pts ยท October 3, 2016


@FallowPie wears armor in dark souls

I remember freshman year of college

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Have you ever seen Friday the 13th? (13th)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lucky number 215!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's how i feel about requiem for a dream

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But at the same time regular is almost not enough?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea it kinda spiraled from there haha

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty much this. Not necessarily a "fuck you" but not acknowledging the random self praise in the convo

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Finally someone with manners. I'm doing well. How about yourself?

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Even the girl didn't actually believe it

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

Doublestuff is too much

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

Guys I'm not actually blind I'm just a dick

8 years ago | Likes 2757 Dislikes 76

My mom reads them and types them for me

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

I'm 22...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That a euphemism for jerking it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only time I've been pulled over was in the drivers ed car...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oroboro?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jimmy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which dog is summa cum laude?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You sick fuck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a hopeless romantic

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Coming from you that means a lot ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what about the one where the dude is spinning? Wouldn't that be how the dude in bed feels?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dad?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone post a pic of a banana next to a marker so i can cross reference this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL pigs are savage af

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Tell me about it. Close call!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh wow he tagged the wrong guy!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

#11 who the fuck would be okay with a rum and pepsi

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

is that a pepsi?

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