ModemSounds

1270 pts ยท February 28, 2013


Yes, veiny please.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome. Congrats!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. What? I think you missed the point. I am one of the "small weenie" guys with a 4x4 v8 truck. I cannot be persecuted. Not in my nature.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Trip to Bozeman, MT added to itinerary.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[anti-cis vegan-market-sourced-food gender #182 social justice warrior electric-only identity with no tolerance for others rage intensifies]

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Well?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tip: it's been made clear to me that this only means you have a mini penis. The fact that your vehicle is more capable is toxic masculinity.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Nah, we and our small weenies just appreciate physics in these cases. No one's getting shot. But, we got that tow rope ready.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Full disclosure, I love electric vehicles, even hybrids. the Prius was my intro to them. But sometimes bigger is better. Really that simple.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's almost like having 4 powered wheels and higher clearance can help in these situations. But, I guess it's just a penis size thing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, you know, physics.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

But put on two. Two is more betterer.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you NEVER buy a Dyson. They suck indiscriminately.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whaaaaatt?!?! Media is a platform for people to opine? I thought is was just facts?!?!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you ship to California?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He loved a lot of families, man.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More importantly, space is fake!!! There is no space around me! Just these dickhead air molecules crowding and shit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw it. I imagined what would I would hear when I unmuted. Predictable, undeniably. Golden, yes. Just needs a dickbutt on the horizon.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[As a 'merican] I'm trying to figure out what the joke is here.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

RIP The Warehouse

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rip

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me tell you just how fucked you are in about 12 years...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

College is great! Knowing a non-collegiate trade that will outlast college based careers is great! The luckiest among us have both.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dog performed 100% of her dog abilities. She dogged the hell out of that day. And you denied her her rightful reward. Dick.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't think this (and all spacey shit earth does) is the coolest shit then you are a certified pleb.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ours have guns, make them bold.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs never have icy feet.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he was working his ass off to make sure you didn't have to repeat this. Opportunity is your validation.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

X right? Has to be X. We were (are) the true angstfull dicks that wanted to see the light flash and feel like we were a part of something.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the hell is a "Y eye"?!?! And where do I get one?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0