Mockturtlesoop

9893 pts ยท March 27, 2014


Cheesesteakcake

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a racist butt

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's kind of like in England where everyone is technically in line for the throne /s

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course they didn't notice. If they did they couldn't be weirdly preachy about it

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In so sorry you had to go through that

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Your incredibly dry niche historical humor is exactly the sort of thing I live for.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

CHOCOLATE! THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's definitely a sign to tap

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phrase in quotation marks denotes extreme passivity. It talks about "land lost" without detailing the actions that are causing that land to go away. The IDF is forcibly taking that land.

The quotes are apt.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

No, it works quite aptly.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

When you wrestle with a greasy pig, you end up greasy and tired while the pig just had fun

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It definitely has the same feel of "I got beaten by my parents and I turned out fine"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of folks think that what's true for one dog is the same for all dogs.

It's just like the folks who say "if a dog is showing teeth it means it's angry." Like, dude, dogs evolved fucking eyebrows to be more expressive to humans and many breeds of dogs bare their teeth to imitate smiling.

A five second video is not evidence for animal abuse.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gosh I wish I could build something like this. It looks so darn cool.

If you make the design out of plaster, you can easily size it to fit your shelving unit

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To shreds, you say?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've had a Vivobook for 4 years. Fantastic device.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The same happened for my Shepherd. The day the vet came to our house to perform the procedure, he was the happiest I had seen in over a year. No trouble, no pain.

The Vet shared the same advice with us, that we may have had a few more days with him, but not much. We decided to give him rest rather than let him spiral back into the debilitating pain he had spent months in.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If you're cold, he's cold. Let him inside

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I neutered myself. Best decision made like 6 years ago

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes pease

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who needs insurance when you don't get PTO to go to the doctor anyway?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This roll of toilet paper has more paper compared to a hypothetical roll of paper that is a different size.

Like, I don't care if one roll equals twelve rolls of another kind that is not even available to purchase. Just give me the ass paper that helps relieve the ache of one-too-many bags of flaming hot Cheetos.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That some should be much bigger

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very useful for the backup piano for Der Erlkonig

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