...but ok

-2

2

279

Picture of the moonlight hitting your eye like a big pizza pie

11

6

802

I'm starting a new food truck here in Austin.

48

5

1354

I leave the punchlines and puns to comment section.

5

4

1775

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home

49

11

2278

A picture of my sex tape

23

6

1857

Wait, is that a dog at the bottom?

1

1

388

A medal for these hoes

4

2

820

I knew she looked familiar...

2

4

337

When they give me a carnitas instead of an el pastor torta.

-2

6

415