Mitya

13142 pts ยท May 31, 2012


hello? hello. hi. upvotes for everyone. hi, sorry if I'm offensive; I am in love with humanity and never claim to be infallible. in fact, my love of humanity has allowed me to forgive myself for my shortcomings and fully embrace my human experience. I hope you can, too. I didn't believe in 'the one' until I met you. Every moment with you is sweet and slow; sustainable, like whole oats with berries and brown sugar as opposed to a poptart.

It was a great year, thanks! Ten years later, do you still come online to put people down?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would anyone tattoo their current age on their body. I hope you've matured since coming to gang up on my post to bully me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was ten years ago and I still love this tattoo. You're all jerks, lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O: it's a mystery

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y-yes, this is exactly what I want

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the post making me drive to the nearest office supply store today for this pen. I hope I love it enough to hide it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an ancient RSVP and love it more than any new one I've bought to replace it. Soft application , yet crisp writing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this post more than the smell between your teeth. Pen enthusiasts unite!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely can't eat while dosed, and meat is especially off putting lol. I make sure to have a square meal cuz I'll be fasting for 12 hrs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I definitely can't eat while dosed, and meat is especially off putting lol. I make sure to have a square meal cuz I'll be fasting for 12 hrs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm the gruffalo. I'm not convinced that my husband actually thinks I'm attractive or is just turned on by disgusting things.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

No, the oven needs a good clean

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

It's international cat day not intertemporal cat day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at that damn kitten, he's gonna get eat cuz hes so damn cute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit look at those little boop boops, and then a snoop and a shoop. Love me some of those

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at that cat. I love cats.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love cats. So do you. Rich isn't it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats are just the best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just love cats.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Motherfuckin felines. Yep. They good

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My God, thank you for cats!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn do I ever love cats.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love cats.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But mine is. I believe his gentle mouth genes have been overriden.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What if your lab is part rottweiler?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yup, put the native woman in a trailer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She's in a trailer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the fact that they aren't trapped in tiny cages under some methhouse-looking cover tells me they do not

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's right, today is a damn good day. I don't care who won or lost, I've got a car, insurance, a new haircut and two job interviews :V

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am confused about these periods but I will be watching you mr or ms tinycatpants

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0