MisplacedBrit

331 pts ยท November 26, 2014


Ben MacIntyre is an incredible author who has written a few stellar books about the spies in England through WWII; check him out!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! And Operation Mincemeat! Fantastic author. Incredibly interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had a dollar for every "dead copperhead" post on Facebook, I'd have a frustrating number of dollars.

8 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 0

"Upon reviewing the photo, and in the unusually large and awkward space left by the photographer..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's something about the way she talks that makes it seem like she's not all there. Can't put my finger on it. Still; it's horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whilst it's nice to finally have a name for what I've been describing with futility for years, no thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or how deep the object implies the water is - number 6? No problem. Number 7? No thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thinks it's more probable that there's name we can put on it. I've been struggling to explain exactly this idea for a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What an underwhelming alternate universe it must be that Chick-Fil-A is spelt differently.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from the U.K. and do that while driving in the states. No one knows what I'm doing and any passenger I take asks why I do it. Courtesy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Planets not shown to scale? I'm glad - that'd be a scary-huge thermometer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Was I in this position when I took this months ago?" "Sure. No one will notice if you weren't."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always add these bits back in when I'm reading to my kids. "... aand David cut off Goliath's head with his own sword..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Breaded Plaice.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worked overnights in a group home for adults with mental disorders. Full moon? Extra staff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After buying two of the junior pens for my 2-year-old and being shocked at the $58 tag, this makes me extremely sad and very worried.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I think that's them resetting their jaws after extending then to feed. A couple of little 'yawns' followed by a big one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Genuinely didn't know if I really wanted it to end with "... and shove it up your butt."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get hungry when people start to vom. Tummy's like "We sick?" I'm all "Nah." Tummy figures we must be hungry instead.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bic Crystal Medium, thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WPS

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I loved your posts, friend. Thank you for your work.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Clothing retail experience: refund for a heavily-worn, 5-year-old coat with no receipt? Please; tell me how I'm unfair to refuse that...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still not enough for a $1 sweet tea.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As my wife and I handed out food and blankets, and got to know the homeless in our town, some flat out told us they came from their house.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0