MinorityRetort

358507 pts · September 18, 2016


Do you normally wake up not at home?

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read the second half of that in Christopher Walken's voice. The old Walken comma!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s diesel, but still…

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Good thing he wore his brown pants.

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Belt driven? So smooth and easy to work on. I had just bought a new Dewalt and saw a broken Delta at the thrift store. Didn't buy it, you know, because I'm an idiot. :/

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn't used to...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Steve Martin

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Appropriately flaccid

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or maybe it's just greed and the desire of some to dominate others...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's a bunch of different ones and they all work a bit differently. Viagra may work, but I'd bet money a 20mg Vardenafil would do the trick.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced Guillotine, like in GIF.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rofl bots pumped it nearly to Saddam's "election" results levels of farcical.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I can tell that’s AI because the tie on the dude on the right changes between the two shots.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Ms. Ogg and Ms. Weatherwax are looking gorgeous!

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My Golden Retriever has had one every day at lunch time since he was a puppy. He's now 7 and each year at his checkup the vet is like, "Wait how old is this dog again?!?" because his teeth are in such good shape. You can get them down to about $1.40 per unit if you buy in bulk (for the large dog size).

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I logged back into my account from 3 years ago just to agree with XXXSpork. 100% get a pair of reading glasses. If you input your full prog prescription into some of the online glasses places they can get the reading script from that. Also great for actually reading, if you enjoy that sort of thing.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What? No! Then we might actually accomplish something instead of feeding the "us vs them" fire the keeps the prole's focus off the elites.

3 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 26

If your mom were here, she'd be comforting you, not worrying about your speech being impressive enough. You wrote the words, that is enough.

3 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 1

But will everyone vote, tho?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I didn't know Russia was an island...

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Hail Taco Bell!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pfft my golden loves oranges, tangerines, and pink grapefruit.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What about a horse-sized cat like the one shown?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Heck yeah, butterflies always causing hurricanes halfway around the earth and shit.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We use Never Ever Beef. Ever Frozen Always.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0