MinionsMaster

12494 pts ยท March 22, 2014


I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

*ask

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude literally post live on IG, f'd up, passing out and incoherent, and ppl still react to his death "omg, how dis happen? So sad!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that a rapper?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found the Super Patriot!

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

But it looks like Ted Cruz

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Welcome to the club! We don't meet. It's lonely.

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

#fakenews

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jodie Foster? Is she President? How is your opinion of that relevant? I don't think Tupac is dead. So what?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"anti-capitalist" as you say, is different than "violent". Trump's rhetoric is violent. Also not based in reality. Sad rly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The President of the United States of America. I gave two shits what he did on his crappy show or with his failing businesses.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now... Which God?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Armor for one titty.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really cool but how do you dust?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a retic. What does "tiger" describe?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks a bit small. Gonna have to be at least 3 times bigger.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Childbirth? Or eating?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This country was far from being governed by reality TV starts at one point too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"as President I decree I will.. *checks notes* ... Eat all of my young." *Proceeds to have a litter of babies and eats every single one*

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah! only REAL believers can sing! Wait... That sounds fucking retarded. Because it is.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 about to break that nail.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Player 2 has entered the game.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those poor Nazis.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Trump: hold my beer!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

These marijuana dabs are getting out of control.

7 years ago | Likes 753 Dislikes 3

Sniffing dat pit tho

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote Cane Corso. Great looking pup. Love the harness. Amazon?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1