Glitter Eye Incident - Part 12! I'm back bitches!

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Glitter Eye Incident Part 11 - Selfie Edition THE END!

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Oh look, everyone's favorite Florida Man is back!

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Argument over a beer ends in pickaxes & shotguns? Florida. of course.

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Florida, no. Florida STAAAAHP!

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FLORIDA MAN, NOOOO! WE CAN'T LOSE YOU! YOU'RE OUR HERO!

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Let's play "Finish the Headline", Florida Man style

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Another Glitter Eye Update

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Florida mom; Florida Man has a sidekick now?

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If you're alone tonight, don't worry!

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No shoulder chicken, but I have this weird potato from ages ago...

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Star Wars jello shooters? Coming soon.

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Glitter Eye Incident side drama -the Hair

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Glitter Eye Part 10 - The eye is gone

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To everyone checking from mobile while on the toilet

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MFW Hubby is changing and i get a peek at his junk

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Glitter Eye Incident - Some surgical details

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*sigh* Florida... can you just NOT?

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Update to the Glitter Eye Incident

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The Bumbling Brilliance of Karl Pilkington

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Homegirl is from Ireland. She says this is why other countries hate Americans lol.

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Dammit Florida...

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Glitter Eye Incident - Part 7. We have answers... kinda

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Prince is there when you need him

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Oh you thought Prince time was over?

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Some Men of RHM

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Scientists: anyone know this perfect specimen?

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Glitter cost me my eye - 2 wk post surgery update

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Made it 17 minutes into my family Thanksgiving lunch

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Lactose intolerance be damned. It's you, pizza. It's always only ever been you.

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Current Girlcrush

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Dammit JGL, straighten your seams!

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BDSM Educator and I've got the day off. Ask me anything!

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Fetish Friday: Shibari Aftercare

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RHM: RPDR Edition

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So does that make drinking a PSL cannibalism???

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@travelingbooptroop hope you feel better!

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Shake it off, shake it off

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For when the peoples are all up ons...

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But... I don't even like House!

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Hell Fuck Yeah. Proof the Universe Loves Me.

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My Life as a Mobile User

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Here's mine, I want to see yours - your favorite tattoo, that is..

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My old lady is 14 today. Happy Birthday She-Ra!

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Fetish Friday (censored because nipples are horrific and scary)

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Fetish Friday: Shibari

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