MinecraftingVW

28805 pts ยท January 7, 2014


Yes, when committing crimes, ALWAYS take video to make it easier for authorities to indict you...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Good thing you didn't forget #9!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/s generally denotes sarcasm, so I'm pretty sure the acting comment was a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

See the little blue circle in the top right corner? Click it, then hit 'Copy link'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother picked up my phone and it somehow ended up flying across the room like in an infomercial. She is not allowed near my phone now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People could pay for spots to decorate at my school. Only one person did it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see where the 9gag watermark has been removed on the left border of the success kid...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do all of the actors have the exact same, mildly-perturbed, brooding, deadpan face?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death is our final payment, its worth decided by the lives we live...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American, I knew neither of these things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had a president ranking assignment and one guy asked which Clinton the teacher was referring to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you loudly leave out things?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He upvotes in Australian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most Pokemon Go posts add little new content/views on the subject. I'm fine with things about the game, but not the repetition.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But that was different...we were the good guys." - Everyone, ever

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is a bot, so...if he does it for up votes, he's the first sentient AI!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The one it lost.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's what I figured. Thanks anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't seem to find a trace of him. In which textbook did you read about him? Maybe post a pic of the passage?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was the biography called and who was it written by!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wore a suit with a fake pocket the other day. I know your pain, ladies...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll notice those who haven't known a world w/o the EU are the ones who largely wish to remain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some guy once said, "I could beat you in a fight." I said, "You're right," and moved on with my life.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw one at Target labeled "fart BLASTER" which completely ruins the joke, cause there's no such thing as a dart blaster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*inexact

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please make this the title.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sort of like the ending of Charlotte's web...except underwater...and without the farm animals, too. They would all drown."

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