I thought my son and I were having a moment, but he's got his priorities straight.
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Fatal Trump Accidents
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MRW I decide I'm ready to get married, have a kid and buy a house, all within a year
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I am meme.
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54
With Fall beer season quickly approaching, here's a quick reminder.
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Everything is offensive, we should all probably just stop trying to communicate at all.
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Dorg
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0
57
OP Delivers!
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It's my cake day. Here, have a disturbing, dead eyed child.
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260
War. War changes, occasionally.
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98
Gubment
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White people stop traffic to protest racism - no black people present, as they appear to be stuck in the traffic on their way to work.
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Tight fit, but it totally works...
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676
It may be time to do laundry.
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183
Stay woke!
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59
Stumbled across the Pizza Hut ad from the original Ninja Turtles movie VHS...
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Why video game protagonists are white males.
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It's not lasers... but god dammit it's nice.
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995
This morning I got a USB drive in the right way on the first try.
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361
MRW I realize the practical applications of having been dropped as a child.
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289
Justice for someone!
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It doesn't matter how shitty my day was
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MRW I'm Spider-Man and someone asks me how many doughnuts I've had this morning.
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Hockey porn.
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476
Stuck that landing.
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Dammit, Rob.
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59
My roommate's cat, Steve, is skeptical of my latest get-rich-quick scheme.
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Bad Customer Service
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If you don't take time in life to enjoy a drink...
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46
Who's a good boy?
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251
Hm this seems interesti-wait what?
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Fallout Perks Collage Thingy
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Dammit, NHL writers. Just... God dammit.
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When I finally think up a decent title that's actually relevant to the image I want to post
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Chrono Doctor
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Metal singers eating hot dogs.
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1775
An excuse to post my dogs?
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3
Found some crackers in the office cafeteria. I am not a mature man.
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48
I'm in Tech Support. This is why I drink.
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I... I miss you...
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Can't help but feel like today is going to be a good day.
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50
My lady dresses like a 50's housewife and makes me pies. Yeah, pies.
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Sometimes you find a tiny, semi-hidden door at work...
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Roommates and I took in a stray kitten. She says thanks with high-fives.
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Salutations, marine invertebrate.
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Oh, parking lines? Must be too distracted with rebel things.
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