MikeTheMagic

3532 pts · April 30, 2016


My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things. Everything on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius. I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am! I am so poor, I can’t even pay attention. Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude? I have not failed, my success is just postponed for some time. One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF. I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfknluancakhufhjcnk. Always give your 100%, unless you’re donating blood. Life is too short to update Instagram bios. I have good news and bad news to tell you. The bad news is that I don’t have any good news. The good news is that I don’t have any bad news. Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off. Wi-Fi, food, my bed. Perfection. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there. I don’t make mistakes. I date them. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way, when I forget, it reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’ The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself, anymore. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. I hold the key to world piece, but somebody changed the lock! I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not. Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

The only damn movie I had fkn nightmares to. Screw this movie in particular!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No I live near Palm beach intl

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, Palm Beach Intl

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude sang freaking amazing pulling 6.3 g’s like it was nothing. “6.3?? No way??”

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Murica, that’s why.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually think these dancers are from this original video. They kinda look familiar.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No I actually stabilized my hands as much as I could lol. I was so excited to see them I though the video came out bad

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

West Palm beach. Yeah they made a low pass over the airport and then came back around to land. I ran out the house when I heard them first

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much would something like this cost?

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

They made a high speed low pass over the airport (when I heard them) then came back around to land.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I live right under the final approach of runway 10L, so they were really low and slow.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

West Palm Beach. Not everyday I see these.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile... on another part of town someone commit a REAL crime and these cunts here stopped a guy for jaywalking, are you fucking serious?

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 7

That’s brujería!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Would love to hear the original audio

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess 31 is “old” now

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna be nosey too, what the hell did it say?

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Where did you purchase the little hardware?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww man, no worries. I tried to purchase one on Etsy but the store then cancelled the order. Anyways, very nice job.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you be willing to sell one?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I concur

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GIVE HIM THE OLE DICK TWIST

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Those were the good days, players really went all it in the games. Real competition. Now a player gets stepped on and it’s the end of time!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Today’s basketball sucks. Can’t compare.

5 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 11

Shanty, sorry lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a chanty from assassins creed black flag

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Oh god, why did I have to google that shit! Freaking disgusting!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got: “Nancy Pelosi will gut children” jeez lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0