MightyOrbot1

6115 pts · August 11, 2014


Cliff Hanger, hanging from a cliff… and that’s why he’s called Cliff Hanger!

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Supposedly he always wanted kids watching his films to see with their own eyes that it was all fake.

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They’re actually pretty quiet. Our husky almost never barks, but she sometimes tries to talk to us using what she thinks are human sounds.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish: “What’s up with your water, human?”

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You can say that about literally any internet community.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She orders you to do it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else hear the backpack going “sluuuuurrrrrrp”?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CCTV = closed circuit. As in, not on the internet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Museums?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That implies she knew exactly what she was doing at the time. As soon as she was fully aware of it, she tried to let everyone go.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Watching this joke in the theater while sitting next to two of my adopted children was REALLY uncomfortable.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I just realized I meant “hard to OVERestimate” and I’m really glad nobody’s reading these anymore.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s hard to underestimate the effect TMNT had on the entire toy/cartoon industry.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Roko’s basilisk, or close enough as makes no difference.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right-wing shits: “Wow, look at how superficial women are these days. You’d think my income and repairs would be enough to make them beg.”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just like molesting priests.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She’s an apex predater.

5 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

This is basically the first chapter of the book of Job, except replace the demon with God.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Optimus is a big TRUCK guy, jfc

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The live-action movies.

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Power steering

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Low/medium/high speed switch

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The most underrated technique I’ve seen was him shoving a steel cable into Zaladane’s torso and then inducing an electric current in it.

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I don’t know who she inherited that figure from, but it sure wasn’t Kitty Pryde.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Some people don’t like any story that doesn’t end with the main character walking away from an explosion.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, people on Reddit are still bitching that they never found out who the witness-protection person was.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, on WandaVision....

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You have to keep up with them.

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