MightyAssassin

7028 pts ยท July 10, 2012


Also available in icebreaker format: "On a scale from metal coat hanger to catholic priest, how much do you like children?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, it hurts Wash more than it hurts you.....*sob*

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Came here to make this joke. +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha, thanks. I was hoping people would get the reference to the new-ish Surprised Pikachu meme as the "bait and switch"...shrug

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it isn't exactly correct. I tried to do it right, but it just came out wrong ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Prepare your inbox. Requests are coming!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happens next...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jason Momoa's Aquaman better say this line in the Justice League movie or I am walking out of the theater.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is a quote from the magnificent movie Scott Pilgrim vs The World.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's super adorable!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of it like Kleenex. Most of us ask for a Kleenex, even though Kleenex is a brand and what we are really asking for is a facial tissue.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'm not "F-able"?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ginger with honey, ginger w/o honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and earl grey. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Yo OP, I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish, but is this a gif or am I an idiot waiting for a picture to magically start moving?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The real Amy Poehler actually DOES look younger in the second image. Something about the tilt of her head and the expression on her face

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doing that takes big balls. When he started "ladder shuffling" I became very afraid for those big cojones. *pinch* *pop* o.O

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She pushes her boobs together when she brings her hands to her mouth. Well done!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how his as soon as it goes horribly wrong his crew was suddenly "Nope, we out!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sexy time? Oh, water is everywhere - didn't notice. That is my bad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we talk about how good her hand righting is? I don't think Taint gave her the credit she deserves for it!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't have to love each other!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't catch on. In fact, I got even more praise - "That's my boy!" This is the BEST!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She shared her memory on Facebook, so I commented on it "You know me, always being thoughtful and stuff :D" Lets see if she figures it out..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might be a computer science major if..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, your body is more than 60% water..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy camouflage Batman!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Base on what I see in this picture "house party" might be over-selling it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to say shiny and unfortunate pubes....to each their own.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crying in the back of class. I don't think software validation is supposed to invoke this kind of emotion. Maybe no one noticed...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0