MidoryMoon

1155465 pts · April 22, 2017


It took 3 years for me to come up with this witty bio.

If I had to hazard a guess, it was probably some 4chan joke from years ago that people are just now finding out about.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These days it's a little unusual but not abnormal. In truth it'll likely bounce back on the futures market before tomorrow's opening.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fifth in line, by my count. We're still setting up to invade Greenland, Iran, Mexico, and Cuba. And possibly, Canada, though that may be a third-term thing.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, so as of January 29th, Trump issued an executive order declaring that the United States could tariff any and all fuel going to Cuba, from any country. Under this guise, the US has currently created a very real fuel blockade against the country and is currently preventing any fuel ship from arriving at the country. Currently Cuba is utilizing its emergency fuel supplies to keep vital areas like hospitals running, however it's unknown how long that will last.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Correction: Much like our current president, the market shat itself.

1 month ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Can't prove it but I'd swear the girl is this same woman that Moringmark occasionally draws as a background character.

1 month ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Do you suppose one could knit a workable glyph? 🤔

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This jobs report seemed even more fucky than the last one. Last one, the jobs numbers made more sense because it was partially supported by Trump dismantling Department of Education, which meant all the States were busily hiring Education jobs at the State level. The other part was healthcare and social services. This time around, we were down across the board, except again, with healthcare singly propping up jobs. Is there some massive hiring push in healthcare I don't know about??

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So he said on a late-night interview. But those kids are in their late thirties now, and neither they nor their parents at the time ever mentioned anything about it, so I think this was more Adam trying to act like a 'bad boy' in front of a tv audience.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Ogles,

Fuck you.

- Everyone

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kids in the United States, and mostly from underfunded educational districts where half the school standards are derived from religious dogma. Oklahoma, looking at you here but astoundingly you're not nearly the worst offender...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some types can also get huge.

1 month ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Working on live wires is great because if you fuck up, it's immediately someone else's problem.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, punching a restrained suspect like this is generally considered unreasonable use of force even if they resist being handcuffed. It's not standard police procedure. What has been standard procedure more recently has been chemical restraints using drugs like Ketamine, but of course these also have been questioned given the number of 'unintentional' deaths caused.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Reminder than very few conservatives actually knew or cared about Turning Point USA or Charlie Kirk, until some gun nut from an extremely conservative family ended up listening to too much of Nick Fuentes right-wing extremism, and shot him.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm all for pissing off the racists.

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

A constituent element of Spanish Inquisitium.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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That's exactly why it qualifies, because there's always going to be some in-universe way of handwaving an explanation for things that on the surface, don't make a lot of sense. Like the idea that Superman laser beams his face every day.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kryptonians aren't invulnerable to everything, just most things. I would say this qualifies for the same realm as 'how does Superman shave his face'.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

People certainly change over time, still though...

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That debit machine? Albert Einstein.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

And Trump's frozen nearly $300 million in federal funding for Colorado as revenge until she's freed...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some more clarification, the middle bottom picture doesn't show a traditional rainbow as the light source is behind it; instead it descibes a sundog where light is refracted through (fuck) ice at a minimum of 22 degree angles. Mathematically the cone is similar to what you get with traditional rainbows, but because the light source is on the opposite side, sundog rainbows are actually inverted, with red inside, blue outside. The middle image doesn't show this, so it's likely a photoshop.

1 month ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

Finally, Columbus's accomplishments in human trafficking get recognized by the pedophiles.

1 month ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 2

Hey so just a thought, we should bring Epstein back from the dead and then execute him.

Then bring him back and execute him.

Then bring him back and execute him.

Lets do that a few dozen, infinity times.

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#1 Let's be honest, the ones actually causing problems are by no means puritain and are actually engaged in all manner of freaky shit, they just believe they can 'seek penance' for whatever they do by condemning others for it.

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