MiddlestOne

1101 pts ยท January 12, 2014


"When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir?" - John Maynard Keynes

I feel you. Too many of these hit me way to hard.... Imma go take a nap now...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my current nightmare. I am currently in the process of accepting a job offer (which includes relocation). I'm terrified.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will concede to that. I will admit I have been jealous of people with both.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you follow the "Good Eats" rules of the kitchen, it is a unitasker and therefore a no go.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I was in 2nd grade & my mom was calling my school since I was sick and she rushed to the living room & turned on the TV. Tower 1 was falling

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe it is a bear

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No but crunchy leaves sound similar. My point was they have no survival instincts.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mine would definitely be eaten within 15 minutes. Just crinkle a bag and they announce where they are hiding.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Mad World for me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually, it's a tide ad.

7 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVBnXjn070Q <- Compilation video I found on youtube.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make sure that kitten has plenty of socialization. Bottle kittens tend to have separation anxiety and are hyper-protective of their human.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kirk is the Tide Ad of jobs. He does eveything!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because I'm pretty?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The nurses at the hospital my mom works at will still write down 5' 2.75". I was surprised when my new doc said I was only 5' 2.5"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omaha has a world-renowned zoo and the CWS.... without Omaha, NE and IA are more or less the same....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There's no where in Iowa that can compare with Omaha.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Just moved to Iowa... Never thought I would miss Nebraska....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Sorry I replied to the wrong comment. I was just trying to offer people suggestions.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or the NBC Sports app on smart tvs.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

http://www.nbcolympics.com/ - Live streams from all events with announcers from OBS so almost no bias and from all over.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's their profession to drive, I would expect them to have some effing common sense when it comes to weather.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The "midwest polite" thing to do in that situation is to slow down more.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've said that exact thing so many times lately, it's almost become a catchphrase.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know there was five before I was at work at 8 am. I believe the other 4 that morning were from 2 single car crashes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a Pomeranian. Giving mine a haircut changes him from looking like a pile of fur that moves into a teddy bear.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It was. We would take out the larger birds or some snakes when resetting the store at night.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...it's store bought pasta.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked at PetCo and in training they would tell us to handle the animals to get them normalized to it, but the managers frowned upon it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0