You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia Labeouf Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf
Speechless.
I just meant the XD haha I was kidding I’m sorry it was misinterpreted
I’ve never seen this before but the smiles are contagious
Calm down
Imagine having money
I could, I just simply don’t want to anymore... any trump supporter still remaining is a lost cause.
No, sorry. The fact that you are asking shows me that in 3.5 years, you haven’t learned. You never will. Me telling you won’t help.
It’s almost like you’re this delusional on purpose.
This was music to my ears
I hit five years the day after Christmas! I’m so proud of you! Scars fade and you will heal.
The fried piper
What? That’s literally it. That’s why her eyes panicked because she smashed the PS4. He was just finding out where to get the dress.
We all wrote in English so how do you think that worked out for English speakers?
No, it had nothing to do with the rate of MEN being killed, rock brain
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No, they aren’t saying that. You did. Just now. Not them.
Of course they know, considering they clearly are one :-/
I was already being teased :/ you’re right
Say it louder for the people in back
Nobody was thinking about that until you mentioned it so
Leaf* this here
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Not everybody has parents and not all parents are good.
Whoa dude there really isn’t another example you could have used? Yikes
Just because it’s higher than the absolute minimum does NOT mean it’s enough.
Ignorance at its finest, my friends. You say that like life doesn’t have circumstances out of our control sometimes.
Yeah Jim definitely was not the angel everybody is making him out to be in that situation. He was very selfish in his decisions.
The circumstances DEFINITELY changed though. Why are y’all just pretending that they don’t have TWO children. He ditched her with two kids