Microcube

21057 pts ยท May 25, 2013


30. Male. I have a nectarine tree. I draw HVAC stuff for a living. Super handsome (my mom told me). East Bay Area, California. I once farted in the shower and it smelled so bad I threw up. Two spoiled dogs. Free time spent working on 30 year old house. Speaking of that, I have to go replace something else on it.

It's literally over 100 degrees different.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats! You read the Wikipedia article!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 18

Chimps are terrifyingly strong. Ripped some ladies face off a few years back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta get ghee, gentlemen.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Olive oil can actually flash if you dump it on a super hot pan and ruin your steak. otherwise good advice here without being condescending

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Meat doesn't caramelize,it turns brown via the Maillard reaction. Also, clarified butter is much more suitable than olive oil for high heat.

9 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 9

Tacomas don't really start depreciating until they're three years old, and even then they don't lose value quick.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking Russians

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not get boners on you know, real double amputees then? Super creepy to digitally disable chicks to enable your boners.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some weird fetish shit. God damn, some people need to limit their boners to things that currently exist in this mortal plane.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Got damn. Nuggets.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Relative experience is the only thing that matters. There is no absolute measure of difficulty. Not giving a fuck helps a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really need to think of this as a positive. You don't have to care what you look like going to the 7-11 at 10 PM.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's incredibly freeing to realize that only a handful of people care about you and that everyone else wouldn't even realize you died.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mainly because most people are not capable of self reflection and are incapable of improving themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, being an adult is fucking rad and pretty easy now that I am in control of my own choices. For most people it does suck though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Title didn't lie. +1 hero the FP needs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I don't even understand it. It's all made up, where does it come from? What is the purpose?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ones that are the worst are the "unattractive girl asking how to look more attractive". I'm all for a good cringe, but the responses...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has it been especially bad the last few days? For some reason its straight shitposting central here right now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drink a lot of great beer, but American Light beer is fantastic while hanging out at the lake or working in the yard.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When it's 100 degrees outside a few silver bullets ain't bad.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it's a Pilsner, it should be fermenting on the bottom like a proper lager yeast. Looks like some wild yeast got in there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your unit doesn't have its own zone? Was this building built in 1940?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To put ladies on and ply them with fireball and bud light. Same as any other boat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. Speed limits? I imagine you can't party as hard as some SoCal lakes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Word. What do they allow on Tahoe? 4-stroke only? Through-transom? Above?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tahoe?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND I'D CRASH MY CAR FOR YOU. I GUESS YOU JUST DON'T LIKE NICE GUYS.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1