Micjager

136 pts ยท September 22, 2014


Dad?!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Forgive me El Guapo

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Do you know what a plethora is?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 13

Who the fuck is cutting onions in here?! I'm trying to put my kids to bed, not smother them with uncomfortable endless hugs!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did not know I needed this in my life. Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was a lot cooler than I expected it to be when we went a couple years back. Luckily there were enough spray cans lying around to use.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha! Amazingly terrible. This is 90s marketing in a nutshell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Fuck you Karen!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A banner thanking IT. This has to be a dream.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I would hold her hand at the mall.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nah. Just everyone acknowledges Jayden's weirdness. They could work it in like a shtick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice try mom. I'm still not moving to Arizona.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scroll down. Scroll up. Scroll down. Scroll up. Scroll down. Scroll up. Scroll down. Scroll up. Scroll down. Scroll up. Scroll down.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Key word "Boys".

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Check this off on the list of places not to take my toddler, who eats everything.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not the size of the TV that counts. It's the quality of the porn you watch on it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0