Methamphetamines

264835 pts ยท July 6, 2016


I made this account on July 6th, 2016. It took me 72 hours to get 100,000 reputation. Don't let your dreams be dreams. And remember kids, everything is possible with Methamphetamines.

Finger my ass

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I watched it with subtitles and it said "TELL ME YOU GOT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awesome

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's weird to think that dogs "learn" languages.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

*crickets chirping*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? Weak stomach? I ate 170 olives in one sitting, and nothing was different about my shits.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

This is weird considering I ate an entire jar of Olives earlier. Period.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know he inhaled hard as fuck when she was up there...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

HotKinkyJo

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have both :)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one would you take off the list?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lmao as soon as I heard the accent I was like wait a minute...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AmishDonkey

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Random fact: The movie Natural Born Killers had to remove 155 scenes just to get approved for an R rating.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm that without the boots.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd win for sure..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a capital R

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Sarah this is worthy of a Stolen Thunder trophy.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I WANT MY MONEY BITCH!

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Chaos Reigns

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish people would realize my name.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We get it. You're a power bottom in a homosexual relationship.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Trust me, I know..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm not the lightest, but at 6'7" you can't really notice 300lbs as much haha.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's easy to balance on your toes when you weigh 18 pounds.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

I'm 6'7" and my girl is 5'2". My dad is 6'6" and his girl is 4'11".

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

FPS Doug

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations for coming out of the closet. We are a very supportive group here.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0