Metelex

34423 pts ยท January 25, 2013


Turns out I did!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's so slow though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So weird, I was born 1 lb. 13 oz. and I turned 23 today! Happy Birthday fellow premie!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Financially that'll probably happen in about 2 years. Bleh. I'm pretty content single anyway =)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I AM curious about what he'd say to my current "I live 2 hrs away from the uni I attend and every girl I meet lives 5 min away" situation

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so instead of fixing the position of the key, they opt to make a light feature KNOWING people will accidentally press it? Google...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He doesn't need attention to detail, he already has a job! =P

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gregor Clegane!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For those who don't know, in Hawaiian "Punani" means vagina and is often shorted to "Nani"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in Hawaii too! Ah yes the local thighs are amazing

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it's a clip from ellen degerenes, just google that and I'm sure you'll find it

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To stay on their side of the island and NOT make a 1-3 hour commute? Well I guess it's okay because the weather's nice and there's beaches.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

exceed NYC? The lack of science classes offered in community colleges on the west side that would allow poorer families 3/4

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From 1-3 hours to drive to if you don't live in the most expensive part of Oahu? The rising cost of living? The rent prices that 2/3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do those people consider the declining job market? The congested traffic on the 1 freeway second only to LA? The university that takes 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those people would love Hawaii, for a few months. Living here on the other hand has mixed reviews. Same with Paris or Venice or NY.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have friends from various continental states going to Vegas for Spring Break. Gets boring here...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not from Hawaii they're not. $750 round trip? I'll just go swimming...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't have sex with a beautiful personality

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an asian guy into white girls, congrats you lucky bastard!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't even know what race I am. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I'm trying to convince you I'm not racist.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

-April Ludgate

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This story inherently has a sequel... the mom might meet Claire's dad someday, and then everyone would know...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, I forgot... that guy created all the experiments? I haven't watched Lilo & Stitch in a while

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think that's Latin

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

the opposite of an emetophobic. USE CONTEXT CUES JESUS

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't everyone shoot out like that...?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

I love kind old people... they just are the best kind of person

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0