MetalJesus

109270 pts ยท June 20, 2012


Metal Jesus headbanged for your sins.

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, cops love that phrase.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, one of my players is a Lawful Evil Conquest Paladin.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That portal is racist!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And people are still supporting him because "he makes liberals angry."

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 8

Well, it's better to have more blackmail material than just the pee tape.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

They are the true snowflakes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please tell me you're not serious. A movie with a 90% black cast with a black director "pandered"? Who the hell to?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I'm gonna punch this fence out of the ground." "Sneak attack successful."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably how the Guardians get involved in the first place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looked like it was just casing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Retcons for days.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. It's a form of Kung Fu, I believe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how he basically became Dustin's big brother.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want someone to look at me the way Steve looks at his nail-bats.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Fookin'

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

This. My mechanic more or less said the same thing recently. He loves American cars because they keep him busy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just bought a 2013 Civic. I should be good for the next three decades at least, right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining the frontman for some Irish or Scottish folk metal band.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it's not wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, that was just dark.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harry just has terrible luck with women in general.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As an ex-Catholic, I have to say that's pretty on the nose.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This. I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic school. The sacraments felt like graduation requirements.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You brave soul.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I will call him...Adam." My fucking jaw hit the floor in the theater.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, yes, that series is so good. I just got one of my coworkers reading them and he loves it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0