MetalElephant

1491 pts ยท December 13, 2015


Math

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My family called them gas house eggs. No clue why and I never asked.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ha! sleep for 8 hours. That's a funny joke.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no wonder why he is already obese. little shit got what he deserved

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL an 8 year old with proper training can kick my ass.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have six fingers...someone has been looking for you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought this was gonna be a Halloween post and the cotton candy was gonna be spider webs.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If I owed them money I'm sure I would've heard from them by now. IRS.gov site says not to call them if they received it...which they have.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the same thing, but I filed mailed my taxes on March 13th and still haven't received my refund from the federal government. Wtf?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I just got this recently for my gun key chain in halo infinite. I'm sure you were all dying to know that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a friend from high school off himself a few years back. Had so much to live for. I wonder how he would be doing now if he got help.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no joke - seek help if its that bad dude. A permanent solution to a temporary problem is never the answer!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for sharing the link! Fricken amazing uplifting story. And there is a cute doggo too. What more can you ask for?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, tyvm. I guess I could have easily googled that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Brian Henson Jims brother?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not saying how the cops handled this was right, but I suffer from agoraphobia and major panic disorder... this seemed more like hysteria.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I don't blame them for not hosting it in Florida but GDQ is so much better with a live crowd. Why not just have it in a different state?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ding.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea you wouldn't see any of this where I live...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU. I feel like a dummy. It's so obvious now.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whats with the frog hanging from the ceiling with a rocket strapped to its back?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Feel this leg. Now tell me that doesn't feel like a cock."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0