8216 pts ยท March 1, 2016
Mediocre personality. I'm trash. You're trash. Let's make out.
I guess this is interesting enough
If you have four kids I think you can do it.
It's white
Dad! What did I tell you about posting on the internet where my friends can see! Ugh!
I thought you just added more e's.
Agreed
Can't it just be for everyone.
Father/daughter dance at school?
I don't think I understand
Sentient sausage.
When this human gets older this will look more like a topographical map.
I can understand because I feel pretty left out.
The throat! You found it!
I dunno, I think you're missing my ex-wife.
Florida Woman is a busy gal.
Spoken like a true non-billionaire.
Tik Tok is the media platform that finally made me realize that I am old. Old and no longer understanding of the kids.
I think I just found my reason for living.
But where are the cucumbers? Someone needs to fix this.
Like my reaction to most incest porn, I'm equal parts interested and disturbed.
This cat is looking low key concerned.
What if room service looked exact like this at every La Quinta you went to.
Ok, but can you pick the lock on my heart?
Why would you need lighting for recess, it's usually during lunch.
Is this a new Transformer?
I'm guessing the two things he can fix are: 1. Being hairy and 2. Being a man.
I guess this is interesting enough
If you have four kids I think you can do it.
It's white
Dad! What did I tell you about posting on the internet where my friends can see! Ugh!
I thought you just added more e's.
Agreed
Can't it just be for everyone.
Father/daughter dance at school?
I don't think I understand
Sentient sausage.
When this human gets older this will look more like a topographical map.
I can understand because I feel pretty left out.
The throat! You found it!
I dunno, I think you're missing my ex-wife.
Florida Woman is a busy gal.
Spoken like a true non-billionaire.
Tik Tok is the media platform that finally made me realize that I am old. Old and no longer understanding of the kids.
I think I just found my reason for living.
But where are the cucumbers? Someone needs to fix this.
Like my reaction to most incest porn, I'm equal parts interested and disturbed.
This cat is looking low key concerned.
What if room service looked exact like this at every La Quinta you went to.
Ok, but can you pick the lock on my heart?
Why would you need lighting for recess, it's usually during lunch.
Is this a new Transformer?
I'm guessing the two things he can fix are: 1. Being hairy and 2. Being a man.