Messyart

64431 pts ยท December 14, 2015


Late-twenties English dude who rides motorbikes and used to look after old people. Now I professionally lift 250-400kg pianos around the country. Ish. No I don't much like Harley's, sorry. Rum, mead, ale or cider if you're buying. I ain't picky. I've been banned, amusingly - It turns out that the commonly-used phrase of "OP is a fag" triggers the limp-dick mods of imgur.

More than two documented in different human cultures for at least the last 4000 years. You're thinking sex.

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 48

And he didn't have the intelligence to imagine how it might look before he did it. Says a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Just play with randoms, send messages to folk who work well in squads with you, try and find new online friends.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Fuck that - That's a good few hours work.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, small boobs are best

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Except he was. He tried to excuse himself for it too by saying the man said bad things about him.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Hmm, thanks. I'll bear that in mind as I finish it off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit Womble

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn it Moon Moon..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

idgi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Follow me. You're becoming hysterical"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half the country voted. Half the voters voted trump. That means 25% of the country voted trump

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get him back some humility

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Was gonna criticise you but nah he does sound like a complete cunt. Encourage him to pick up the big C when he goes out for his groceries.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And given how it seems quite some number of his voters are regretting their vote, I'm doubting his support base is even 25% of the country

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

25% of the US is not half

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Avoiding him and anyone who supports him like the plague would be a better solution.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spent a while trying to work out why some letters were red. >.<

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the red bits are tape where she's tried saving the fading letters..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since republicans tend to be the ones offended by lack of censorship.. I guess they're your targets for this one.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

remove them yourself and fail to get the mouthpart out, or if the tick vomits. This is a scab, dog is fine, no worry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'd be very obvious if it's a tick. Maybe a blood test to be sure, but most likely your dog is fine. Ticks tend to be bad if you try to

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, y'know, you're one of those unfortunate folks of a variety of natures.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

("friends" as in I lost all respect for them for the shit they were coming out with)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got a handful of "friends" who outright stated they missed the empire, so it's not such an insane idea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been hearing this constantly for the last year so I'd like to assume it's always been like this, you've just finally joined them.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"jk bro calm down"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's very brave of you to come out on such a right-wing filled site.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Motherfucker had friends, goddamn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0