Text me to go on an adventure, you chess-piece. Though I'll most likely indirectly force you to participate in one by putting a lot of misplaced effort in writing the first text. And if you are looking at my profile right now for whatever reason you better answer, or else I'll recycle the message.
I know this is fucked up... But I am still probably going to watch the shit out of it.
When you don't have a dog and gotta eat the homework yourself.