Meshoggo

3737 pts ยท June 11, 2012


Why do I need write about myself?

My teachers always used Alaska as the trick answer to the question: "Which U.S. state is the largest?" Texas, of course, always an option.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been thinking of getting my first tattoo. This does not help with that lol.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wellow's pickhammer for me. Use that till Harbinger right before arena. Then murren greathammer for the rest of the game.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to start playing but no one i know or any game stores near me hosts any sessions. Bought the PHB for 5e and started making a paladin.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tales from the Borderlands is actually considered canon.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hated cub scouts. Counsellors always told me to stop going because we were too poor. They never kept us in the loop for any activities.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a dream a week ago that the world was destroyed by an asteroid. It was a horrible dream. This is not what I want to see right now lol.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been putting Shrek on as I go to bed for the past few months. I usually fall asleep when shrek goes, "What are you doing in my swamp?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend of mine moved in with his GF within a month with her Ex still living in their apartment.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

When you dooooo the zoo!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Emperor Palpatine! What should we do with this day-old meat?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then they'll sprout spooky, ghost legs. Yeah, and they'll run after you SO FAST! You can never outrun them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is Michael J. Caboose and I. HATE. BABIES.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You ever watch Beavis & Butthead?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As an Iowan, I am not voting for these men.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You can hear the cheerios final scream, "Oooooooooooooooo....."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's...that's a squirrel water-skiing.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ads like this are exactly why I have adblock.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you just have an absurdly large apple.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A Walrus?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and there is already rule 34 of this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to favorite this image just so I can come back here.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Plot twist: You don't own any cats.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn it...that was one scene I remember cringing at.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even know if I've seen that scene. I just remember it being on TV one day and I watched for like, 10 minutes and was like, "Done."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For some reason I can't make it through American History X. It makes me feel REALLY uncomfortable.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Cats Don't Dance

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of the children!

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