This is the internet. Whatever you've done, I have done better, faster, longer, and more often. If your ego is such that you take anything you read personally, you deserve everything that happens to you. Words do not have power and no one here matters to me.
I dislike you. A lot
Saccharine was discovered by accident also.
Welcome to the Internet generation. This is life from now on.
This looks NOTHING like Freddy Mercury
I'm going to coin a phrase from "The Hunt For Red October": "You arrogant ass, you've killed us all"
I guarantee not a single one of those police officers there is fearing for their life right now. So appropriate response.
I'm not watching. Is there looting and rioting and shooting and fires?
I don't think they ever let slack on the guide wires and that thing was turning way way too fast.
Your assistant's definition of value is much better than yours.
"I'm sorry! I thought you were a girl!" - other dog, most likely
That clipped ear usually means a rescued TNR street cat. Good job.
I...I'm...oh, take your darned upvote.
I enjoyed this
Lets see...Nurse cap. Nurse glasses. Nurse "everything is going to be fine" smile. You're good.
"Eventually. Undamaged." <-- this one. Choose this one.
Official translations in Japanese cities are a laugh riot so this makes sense.
My house. Please let it hit my house.
Yeah. Sure. We are all aware of how government officials handle emails.
Thanks for the note. All I could think of when I saw the pic was Bewitched.
Not to worry. They'll all refuse to take it.
That's either mochi or ice cream ort I don't care give me now
If Dobby HAD a Glock, that series would have been two books shorter...
This is pretty close to accurate. Funny too.
Surprise buttseks
I willingly pay more NOT to shop in that kind of environment. And my local stores have become competitive enough in response to offset it.
No, you're just part of the problem. Sux to be U
Yeah. They do, actually. That's the pathetic part.
So...This means everyone is going to stop dying when Biden gets inaugurated?
So much cheaper to just become Amish, you know. :D