Merlinpa

42848 pts ยท May 12, 2012


This is the internet. Whatever you've done, I have done better, faster, longer, and more often. If your ego is such that you take anything you read personally, you deserve everything that happens to you. Words do not have power and no one here matters to me.

I dislike you. A lot

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Saccharine was discovered by accident also.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Welcome to the Internet generation. This is life from now on.

5 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 8

This looks NOTHING like Freddy Mercury

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm going to coin a phrase from "The Hunt For Red October": "You arrogant ass, you've killed us all"

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I guarantee not a single one of those police officers there is fearing for their life right now. So appropriate response.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I'm not watching. Is there looting and rioting and shooting and fires?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

I don't think they ever let slack on the guide wires and that thing was turning way way too fast.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your assistant's definition of value is much better than yours.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

"I'm sorry! I thought you were a girl!" - other dog, most likely

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That clipped ear usually means a rescued TNR street cat. Good job.

5 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 2

I...I'm...oh, take your darned upvote.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I enjoyed this

5 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 3

Lets see...Nurse cap. Nurse glasses. Nurse "everything is going to be fine" smile. You're good.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Eventually. Undamaged." <-- this one. Choose this one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Official translations in Japanese cities are a laugh riot so this makes sense.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My house. Please let it hit my house.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Sure. We are all aware of how government officials handle emails.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the note. All I could think of when I saw the pic was Bewitched.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Not to worry. They'll all refuse to take it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

That's either mochi or ice cream ort I don't care give me now

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If Dobby HAD a Glock, that series would have been two books shorter...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is pretty close to accurate. Funny too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Surprise buttseks

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I willingly pay more NOT to shop in that kind of environment. And my local stores have become competitive enough in response to offset it.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

No, you're just part of the problem. Sux to be U

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 21

Yeah. They do, actually. That's the pathetic part.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 19

So...This means everyone is going to stop dying when Biden gets inaugurated?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 24

So much cheaper to just become Amish, you know. :D

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2