Merlance

1570 pts ยท April 29, 2019


The new season just started 15 years for season 2.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 must shave been red shirts idea the immediately look at everyone else to figure out who to blame.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Based on the head shape I don't think it's venomous but not sure. Also should this mutation not allow rattles?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In 2008 had a co-student in high school literally come home from school on their 18th birthday to the house completely empty beside their room and a note on the counter saying eltric was payed for 2 weeks and house had 3 weeks left.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honest question. If it's not a "dinosaur" what is it considered?"

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

#2 this made me learn you can choke on a laugh.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

User name checks out.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My personal guess is he she doesn't no/little produce body odor so doesn't need anything so she just smells "blank" and the bees just ignore her.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

98% sure I know that teack from Grand Turismo.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't decide if best or worst pop-it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked for a company and birthday came with an extra 20% flat rate on all work done that day. We had an unwritten rule that birthday workers got the best trucks to unload on those days.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Break the garlic down to the cloves then put them in Tupperware and shake. Gets all the skin off or at least 95%

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Florida here and rain has been scarce this summer. I only recall maybe 2 or 3 storms vs once or twice a week

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want to see a video of strong men tearing apart a cybertruck with only their hands and see how much is left

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually saw one on there that was calling me last year

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a walk-in botox/massage place at the mall.

Its in the middle area, not some tucked away corner like the tattoo parlor.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 types. One of my cats will immediately eat any hair ties he finds.

Yes I know it's bad. The only reason we figured this out is when he threw up a pile of about 20 of them.

We don't actively feed them to him.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a rejection email 5 years after applying for a position once.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I recall, he had an expired passport (personal), another personal passport, and a presidential/government passport.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I usually say that bacon has become a crutch in cooking in the add bacon to dish, and it's good. However, if you call something bacon, "item name here," it better have more bacon than a local dinner that serves as a side.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have had 2 sets of wisdom teeth removed I'm good.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Florida in very "Trump country" arra and see less and less Trump stickers.

Heck I saw a pride flag last week.

And no billboard this election (yet) those were everywhere last time around June

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I recall reading an article talking about how the average body temp for humans has been going down. In just a few generations, the human body might be peak temp for fungal growth while also not having effective fevors for killing unwanteds.

Truly horrifying

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is there and evolutionary point to where eating the mate is beneficial? Also don't spiders also reat the males?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have only heard good things about that fan story.

Any clue where to actually read it?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was wood mulch the first play till the dump sound was wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder at what point it becomes muscle memory

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0