Merinther

822 pts · September 10, 2019


How it ends? Doesn't it end with, like... the apocalypse?

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please try your best to be nice to ex-fascists. That way, more fascists will become ex.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Definitely not.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold on, does he actually like this one?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#27 Fun fact: "kraken" is a Scandinavian word meaning roughly "the sorry little bastard". Like, if you see a really wet cat or something, you might say "oh man, poor kraken!" Not really that scary a word if you speak Scandinavian.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As long as everyone remembers how to spell "communities". Ikea did nothing wrong.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ꜱᴛᴏᴘ
ᴅᴏɪɴɢ
ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ
ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ
ꜱᴜʙᴛɪᴛʟᴇꜱ

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My primary school teacher did not like when I corrected her. I told her the proper English translation of "det blåser" is "it's windy", rather than her answer "it blows".

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't that's what it means. I would say it means "awake (metaphorically); aware of social issues". But the point still stands.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I was wondering too!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People say this like it's a joke, but yeah, of course the conservatives back then were opposed to rebelling against the king.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As we say in judo: Gotta love the cock!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ambassador", is that a fancy word for "appears in ads"?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm actually warm right now because of a fire. Probably also invented by a black woman, but a bit further back.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe I'm biased, but... I don't think fantasizing about a Carribean island makes you a child rapist. It's embarrassing to be in those files, but let's maybe not behead Chomsky just yet.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 Poirot wouldn't, because he's a dick. Christie said so herself.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a story from a book in the 60s, "The tale of the bus driver who thought what the heck". Maybe he'd read it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I own around 25 vibrators. And I'm a man. Am I extreme?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 Hold up now. If a chicken embryo is in an egg inside a non-chicken, surely that's a chicken egg. Surely it's the inside and not the outside of the egg that defines the type of egg. The eggs in my fridge are of the chicken species, not the fridge species. I know this may be something of an academic discussion, but then I am something of an academic.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know this is kind of beside the point, but "nearly half a dozen" is an overly complicated way to say "five".

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So higher taxes are cool now?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 Kudos for using an actual Swedish word as an Ikea example. Slightly less kudos since Ikea's Vänskaplig is a set of textiles. Also, if you remove the dots, it goes from meaning "friendly" to "misshapen".

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#5 I'm mostly annoyed that the book says "learn to pronounce", which is presumably meant to be a link.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

klapa schnell hest

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Doesn't create air and water" – sure, but this laptop didn't grow on a tree
"Mama earth provides everything" – okay bro, go live in a forest then
"If someone takes more than their share, someone goes without" – unless, you know, there's an excess
"If we eradicate excess, we eradicate poverty" – the fuck we do

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yes, but YOU go in the bag.

4 months ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

It's a fun instrument to play, but yeah, they can be pretty heavy!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've met lots of dudes that fantasise about having a ball pit. Maybe he just misunderstood the words again?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you're not. I'm not happy he's dead, because fascists getting shot is only good for other fascists.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8