MemorableName

59256 pts · April 11, 2016


Shut up Will

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Microwave > Settings > Block All Cookies > on

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Not all. Just your arm. You’ve got another one just like it.

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Obviously it was running from something it was afraid of

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Is this what the cows with VR goggles see?

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“paid”

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They’re very noticeable on cute girls too

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He understands now why she was so good at blowjobs too

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I call it my anti-theft device

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Hydro-plane

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v the prequel

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* mou’re

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Protest is not a "crisis" when it is the correct and appropriate response to government overreach.

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Water a bit rough? Smooth it out!

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Who the hell slices pizza into sixths

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Worth it.

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v you would be the pillow

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Nice of your bartender to buy you a new face. She deserves a generous tip.

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I’ll bet that guy Hans Rosling died of cancer

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I was thinking more along the lines of spidey-sense

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