MellowButDramatic

8238 pts ยท November 28, 2012


I don't care what Mother says; There's nothing wrong with my sense of humour.

Good Omens. It's a cracker.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Terrific as in begets terror, mate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why we can't have selfies.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Shuddup Meg

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've never used tubes. Never had a diff pull water. Dunno why.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They said his feet were in great shape from belting around in the bush. He was just undernourished and couldn't see properly.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I reckon he got nicked by the shears and they put purple spray on it. Antiseptic. Same stuff for hunting dogs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, I have a heap of sheep that don't require shearing. We eat them. I think I'd rather be the merino than the dorper.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an animal rescue place.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice work. Benign doesn't really fit the context but at least it rhymes.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Metal as fuck! ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the line "so you admit it"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I reckon the farmer owns that dog mate.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking bots

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I'll let them know, next chance I get.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or even able to plug in automatically like those robot vacuums.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From a human perspective, sure. But as a state of Australia? Western Australia gained self-government in 1890, and joined the CWTH in 1901.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally WA state. Just not your WA state.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's been working out super well.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Have you tried, like, not being embarrassed?

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Bloody pretty too. Wages aren't great though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I reckon the cost of the death and chaos will eat a fair way through 2.3 trillion though. Just a hunch.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yes. They did. Clown.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

New Zealand is all white? Jebus, nobody tell the Maori.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

They need a 2/3rd majority to make it stick.

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

She lived on fruit and lost 3kg (that she really couldn't spare). The NT needs to get their shit in one sock. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A mate of ours has coeliac and was doing quarantine at Howard Springs. She said they didn't have the faintest idea how to feed her. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This week wasn't.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0