Meldon

844 pts ยท January 21, 2015


I'm a 32 year old female, I live on a totally chill hippie island in BC, Canadialand. I treat others how I want to be treated, and I live by the very basic rule of "don't be a cunt" :) I speak sarcasm fluently, and I have a very dark, twisted, and sick sense of humor. I've been lurking on imgur for years, but never made an account until recently. You all are a bunch of sick and twisted motherfuckers...and I love it!

This one is much better quality than those gas station ones...but I do find those signs hilarious..

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This one was all for me :)

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I got that actually :P I actually giggled at your comment. I was about to comment again saying so, but the app crashed

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Um no, I do not Vape...I smoke a real fucking cigarette :P This is so far from "vaping"

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It rips sooo well...packs a real punch. These greens are OG Kush I believe

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Woke up this morning thinking the apocalypse had happened...orange skies and ash raining down. I'm on Salt Spring Island BC

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That cat is very tolerant. Mine would have torn the dog apart lol

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Fuck salt!

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I lived in Wasaga for ten years and that's is not even half as full as it can get. The tourists trash the beach and the town. So happy in BC

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My username is half my name (Mel) and half my boyfriends name (Brandon) lol a friend came up with the name

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Gal :) lol. This is exactly the kind of stupid things her and I have been laughing over for the last 20+years.

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Look so different (hit enter too soon)

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Thank you :) I feel like a whole new person and I keep getting told I l

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And put me into a depression like I've never felt before. It barely helped with the pain and inflammation of my joints.

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The prednisone was horrible. I ended up with dangerously high blood pressure that meds couldn't control, and it caused me such anxiety

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I'm still immune-suppressed. I'm on methotrexate, which is a chemo drug. It's hard having an "invisible illness" not may people understand

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Lol!!

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I made this over a week ago when the recent pic was taken, and it took me since then to work up the courage to post it on here.

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Lol it also doesn't help that I'm only 5'3" and he's 6'3", but he's been amazing about it...he loves me no matter what I weigh :)

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The prednisone made me get the "moon face" and it def made me look older. I'm 32

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Omg I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out

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No secret diet, just started eating better, less junk, and I'm as active as this disease will let me be. Stopping the prednisone also helped

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This is exactly how I feel

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Where is this?

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That's great!

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Lol, I'm going to hell for laughing at this...but the look on his face. Hey, at least his digestive tract will be well moisturized

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Lol trolling at its finest :P

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That's exactly how I picture them lol

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Slug life

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Definitely wondering what kind of errors this person is getting

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