Megolas

891 pts · November 22, 2014


I'm going to school to be a vet tech. I love everyday objects that are tiny. I am a meat popsicle.

They’re called Nanoblocks! I found them on Amazon and I might be a little obsessed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this might be the first time I’m hearing the non Weird Al version of this song. It’s kind of weird.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was a beautiful girl 😔🌈🐾

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you’re welcome! I have mine on basically every night.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! It’s an Aurora Borealis lamp from Amazon!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meet Samwise. Samwise Gamgee.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I do it too. Because of the turtle.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold on, I have something in both my eyes...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well no, butt that's not the point.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, it's not small. Butt that's beside the point...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speaking of actual horrible bosses...my boss, yesterday, told me I had big butt.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Randy? Is that you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also said "Grease"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bf said "Fire Down Below".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, is there a movie with "horrible gas" in the title?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think this is the best if these I've read!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really was the best day EVAR!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. I snuggled them so hard! It was amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Tis the plan. *thumbs up*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, last time I checked.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what? I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only after noticing her uh...hair. LoL Don't get me wrong, she's still quite attractive, just a weird little belly button thing happening.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you put like that, I sound like an asshole. I'm just saying, I noticed she has a weird belly button. Still hot though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yea, not a deal breaker or anything. Just something I noticed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! If I had a dick, I would.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh wow. Definitely I didn't mean to be offensive, and I hope you weren't offended. It just stuck out to me is all.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How...primal of you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't get me wrong, I noticed everything else first, and by everything else I mean boobs, but that belly button sticks out.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What sort of surgery did you have?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1