MegadeathIntellectual

62761 pts ยท February 6, 2018


you should have hair nets on that forearm.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's ok if you're ready to be finished with sickness. My grandmother gave up dialysis, and I've already decided @ stage 3 I won't do it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In the crowd that broke into the capitol, I'd guess.

3 years ago | Likes 476 Dislikes 3

Cashier at the pharmacy asked me my name, my response was "Sure, here" and I handed her my credit card.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No but it'll probably worrk

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't eats it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok but faster. Lol

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably just don't eat McDonald's anyway. It'll make you die.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stun

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had no idea these were wrapped. I thought they were made in one piece.

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

No mo

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Baby don't hurt me

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Vanilla fudge

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate that you're right but yeah. 48th in the country in education, and they're happy this way.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true. He's the most progressive we can hope for here. We had plenty of local government officials at J6, others are just as bad.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The baddest of asses

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not that hard. My wife's engagement ring was $4k. It took me 4 years to pay it off, but it worked out.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big ass Billy Corgan head

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh pish, just have a wee sip

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haaaands... Monkey haaaands....reaching out...monkey meeee, monkey yooooooou Sweeeeet Caroliiiine...buh buh buuuuuh

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did she mean to get Gorilla Snot and not Gorilla Glue? Idk. I'm trying really hard to understand this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you pop it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prick your finger, it is done, your blood glucose is 501. Eat some protein, chicken wings! It's time to take your insulin...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TIL Carlie Simon was kinda hot.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kitler.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter. It looks like a happy face.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stingrays too!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0