MeezerStandardTime

33688 pts ยท January 19, 2017


#3 is (chef's kiss)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Public urination" is what charges like indecent exposure get plead down to.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

If you live in hurricane zone, put a baby pool somewhere safe. Fill it with dirt, or whatever you think your dog would be willing to poop in.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The version I have is by the great Louis Jordan. He sure sang is saucy!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hyenas are awesome.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't stop laughing!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a terrifying feeling!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. We will just have to hope that it does not get caught on camera!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 You do not want to get out of your vehicle when the roads are like this! If you get hit again, you want to at least have some protection.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 could be me. I do things like forget when something is too hot to touch. Out of sight, it never existed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is a silver fox! Rock your gray hair!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had a crush on him since "the Station Agent". His bearing makes him so attractive!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't have to say this, but I got that joke :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I associate volunteering with cleaning up poop. Lots and lots of poop.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, they aren't. For one thing, he will walk back his statement by tomorrow.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calico.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, I met someone with that fetish.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got the joke, here is an upvote :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Onion hits the nail on the head with #2.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And of course, when they are looking for a "rock star".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember that they played their records backward and found phrases like "I like to eat peppermints".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking at the pitcher of ice water next to all of the hot sauces made me cringe.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Nimble"? No thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Barnacles.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

1. not the point and 2. not the point.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It means that he would not want to belong to any club which would have him as a member, i.e. one for humans, with human hearts.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0