33688 pts ยท January 19, 2017
#3 is (chef's kiss)
"Public urination" is what charges like indecent exposure get plead down to.
If you live in hurricane zone, put a baby pool somewhere safe. Fill it with dirt, or whatever you think your dog would be willing to poop in.
The version I have is by the great Louis Jordan. He sure sang is saucy!
Hyenas are awesome.
I can't stop laughing!
That is a terrifying feeling!
Me too. We will just have to hope that it does not get caught on camera!
#5 You do not want to get out of your vehicle when the roads are like this! If you get hit again, you want to at least have some protection.
#1 could be me. I do things like forget when something is too hot to touch. Out of sight, it never existed.
He is a silver fox! Rock your gray hair!
I've had a crush on him since "the Station Agent". His bearing makes him so attractive!
Yes.
I shouldn't have to say this, but I got that joke :)
I associate volunteering with cleaning up poop. Lots and lots of poop.
No, they aren't. For one thing, he will walk back his statement by tomorrow.
Calico.
Yep, I met someone with that fetish.
I got the joke, here is an upvote :)
The Onion hits the nail on the head with #2.
And of course, when they are looking for a "rock star".
I remember that they played their records backward and found phrases like "I like to eat peppermints".
Looking at the pitcher of ice water next to all of the hot sauces made me cringe.
"Nimble"? No thanks.
Barnacles.
What?
1. not the point and 2. not the point.
It means that he would not want to belong to any club which would have him as a member, i.e. one for humans, with human hearts.
#3 is (chef's kiss)
"Public urination" is what charges like indecent exposure get plead down to.
If you live in hurricane zone, put a baby pool somewhere safe. Fill it with dirt, or whatever you think your dog would be willing to poop in.
The version I have is by the great Louis Jordan. He sure sang is saucy!
Hyenas are awesome.
I can't stop laughing!
That is a terrifying feeling!
Me too. We will just have to hope that it does not get caught on camera!
#5 You do not want to get out of your vehicle when the roads are like this! If you get hit again, you want to at least have some protection.
#1 could be me. I do things like forget when something is too hot to touch. Out of sight, it never existed.
He is a silver fox! Rock your gray hair!
I've had a crush on him since "the Station Agent". His bearing makes him so attractive!
Yes.
I shouldn't have to say this, but I got that joke :)
I associate volunteering with cleaning up poop. Lots and lots of poop.
No, they aren't. For one thing, he will walk back his statement by tomorrow.
Calico.
Yep, I met someone with that fetish.
I got the joke, here is an upvote :)
The Onion hits the nail on the head with #2.
And of course, when they are looking for a "rock star".
I remember that they played their records backward and found phrases like "I like to eat peppermints".
Looking at the pitcher of ice water next to all of the hot sauces made me cringe.
"Nimble"? No thanks.
Barnacles.
What?
1. not the point and 2. not the point.
It means that he would not want to belong to any club which would have him as a member, i.e. one for humans, with human hearts.