MeessterVal

8699 pts ยท December 11, 2011


MeessterVal enjoys long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and running naked with fist fulls of bacon in his hands. Hello Imgur!

Drinking shitty beer? Alcoholism? I'm confused!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I've never gotten a mouth full of foam while trying to drink beer from a straw with your mouth. It must be just you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't cut a tree down with your hands haha!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What are 'like 3 adults'?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ass adults? What's an ass adult?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think that started in the 90's, dude. At least that's how I remembered the cartoon festivals.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, Jesus. Why did he leave?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's cuz he doesn't type in all caps :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

That sounds really homo, dude.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I pick my nose so I'm a farmer.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey, don't be so selfish. Gosh is for everyone!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His dramatic rolls were quite impressive as well.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to give us a hint by saying 'I spy with my eye something [give us a clue].

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

In another dimension, they also account for the alot.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because people type in caps using made up words fit for grade school kids.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I've easily had over 200 different types of beers. Though I do agree: I should try more beers!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same as the USA.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the weakest alcohol percentage I've ever seen lol

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you explain the repost, please? Is that what you're going to explain?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is this important? No one else is smiling either...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That smile and location of his gaze makes me uncomfortable. Is he looking at my crotch?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are we looking at?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could be a nipple or a belly button, but I'll sure as hell fap to it. What a mentality!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry you got stuck in the present...this isn't the future.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps, since I have no idea wtf it is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hilarious!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This face looks pervy and cynical.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's shitty gum...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find nothing special about this photo. Is this a photo depicting water shortages?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1