HE did it!
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Quick! The window is open!!!
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Crazy polar alignment today!!!!
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When your donuts are nothing to write home about...
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That's it internet.. I'm done today.
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Let me just make this a little more accurate.....
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Did I say Messina?
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TAR-TAR-GRADE-GRADE
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Maybe he's born with it...
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Naturally the Black Cochin is much bigger than the white one.
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John Wick was realistic!
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I'm pretty sure this is how Independence Day started...
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Yes. This is still a relevant opinion...
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TIL lawyers have a sense of humor.
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Seriously good guy: Samsung
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Remember to take time out today
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Goal: look like a meth head
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I'm glad he told me
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Be on the look out!!
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I'm going to miss my connecting flight because of a giant turd.
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While this apocalypse is going on I'm going to crank out another 15 pages of my thesis.
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Funny, he doesn't look Druish!
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They unfriended me...
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Fatality! Flawless victory.
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I'm a grown-ass man...
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Just for pun...
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The Soča (pronounced Socha) in Slovenia.
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Damn him and his ability to pick up obscure 90s music references!!!
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In light of a recent movie release...
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Meanwhile, in the Hawaii defense command center....
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Fitness whole thing in my mouf...
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And I'll ride the downvotes to Hell on a chariot of drunken unicorns!
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Nothing like The Eye of Sauron watching over me at lunch.
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I find it cathartic...I think?!
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INTJ
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The difference between the result of an argument with a person: in my head vs. reality.
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MRW I'm on a public toilet in the middle of my business and the auto flusher goes off...
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My kids' elementary school is run by an Imgurian, apparently.
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In 'n Out
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What, the ever-loving....?
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Cuz, fuck you. Don't you tell me where to put it.
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They all fit in the jar the same
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I kicked him out of the house
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One of these things just doesn't belong here...
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No, random girl from my area, I will not be your friend!
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Pobodies nerfect
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Just a wanna be playa
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I love you, man.
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Parents: have you ever walked in to your kids playing and after seeing what's going on, you pull one of these...?
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Who wants to start a centaur development think tank?
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Happy first birthday, Gryffindor!
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Whenever I call someone out, I say it like this...
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The Samsung weather app's moon looks like the death star, no?
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Somewhat appropriate in several areas today.
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I'm excited and bummed
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All these hateful political posts got me on here.... Just keep scrolling, just keep scrolling.
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