I'm a paramedic, if I am on here then I am probably at work looking at your zany posts. My right eye doesn't always work right from a brain injury a few years back so my boss calls me left eye. (very professional environment) Real name is Ben, but Left Eye makes me sound like I ran with Billy the Kid, so I went with that.
I am trying to grow out my hair to be this exactly!
From the folks telling you that you can’t afford medicine because of coffee and guacamole
This is dragon country!
Do shorts count in this?
Is this a mbmbam reference out in the wild? Because that would be just lovely
"This is the way that my family has petted dog butts for generations"
I wrote a similar letter to my mother, she is the US version of this (so basically the same but with a southern accent). Life is better now
Shit loudly. Shit proudly. ?
Nice
She isn't the first wife to make fun of me. She won't be the last. (Both titles go to my wife as far as I know/predict)
I also choose this guy's mom.
My hometown in TN had 6 if I remember correctly.
I drive by 3 of these signs almost every day. Idk what the traffic situation was, all I know is that the traffic situation is different now.
I thought this was a new take on the "convince me otherwise" meme. Also congratulations!
I am currently reading The War of the Worlds and H.G. Wells makes similar analogies when describing the aliens.
"I have a speech impediment and a list" sounds vaguely threatening.
Nailed it
I'm fact, I think things are going to be better. Bad people are getting exposed, and bad people are also usually just so dumb.
Gen Z kids might be the best generation yet.
Grapes
They're minerals M.D.
With great power comes great combo multiplier for internet points.
I'm 32, have an interview later this month for a school that left me on the waiting list last year. Just go for it mate, we're still young.
I've had to tell parents their child is dead. F*** him, F*** my mom for defending him. Here for you OP. Even if I'm just as broken as you.
I'm a a paramedic of 7 years. Step dad told me I "needed to grow a spine" because I called him out for racist BS even though he knows 1/2
I upvoted this post specifically so more people could see this comment.
Charisma check at disadvantage.
American here. That may be true, but it was very mean ?
Well you all are adorable.