MdotR

17 pts · July 17, 2016


That beer bust shot was perfectly timed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a legit stamp. You should marry him. He's a good guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"You're both my two bottom earners. How hard is it to push life insurance?! You need to make them feel like anyth----"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classmate in gym shorts and no undies... was able to see his junk when he crossed his legs. Quite endowed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a bit gross that she would use her rich parents as a selling point to date her. I bet if I asked for a dowry she'd call me sexist pig.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plenty of apartment building around me are $4-8k a month... with studios being the $4k starting range.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother gave the trash man coffee. He thought she wanted to smash... That got awkward. This is why you don't speak to the help.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

My pants have just gotten very tight... and it wasn't from weight gain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn if 4chan thinks this is bad it must be horrendous. ☠️

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The wizard of oz didn't help with my confusion.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is your body still by pizza?! I want to be on that diet!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daddy traded up for a bigger booty

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Man... when you have a second living just for the nursery.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully before 9 if he's anything like me.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't even had offered to finish the job for that client. Fuck them. Let them spend time shopping around.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I can drink enough for the two of us. Now we just need to fatten you up. Get some tatos and steak in you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like when a pediatric nurse thinks they are qualified to give a psychiatric analysis for an adult patient.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So does he catch ghosts with his vacuum or something? I don't get his title.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like my men thick and drunk. Want to grab a beer?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I didn't know she was Jewish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Holla at me if you a faggot OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. That shirtless miner can get it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my thought process last month... then realized there's not much to rise to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you guys should've put more effort into moving and less into these posts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why do you want me to cry?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for a plot twist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CS: Sir, please calm down. I'm going to need you to uninstall the software and reboot your PC.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can you imagine that tech support call before he threw it out? "I don't fucking care what you say! My printer is sending me threats!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1