17 pts · July 17, 2016
That beer bust shot was perfectly timed
That's a legit stamp. You should marry him. He's a good guy.
"You're both my two bottom earners. How hard is it to push life insurance?! You need to make them feel like anyth----"
Classmate in gym shorts and no undies... was able to see his junk when he crossed his legs. Quite endowed.
It's a bit gross that she would use her rich parents as a selling point to date her. I bet if I asked for a dowry she'd call me sexist pig.
Plenty of apartment building around me are $4-8k a month... with studios being the $4k starting range.
My mother gave the trash man coffee. He thought she wanted to smash... That got awkward. This is why you don't speak to the help.
My pants have just gotten very tight... and it wasn't from weight gain.
Damn if 4chan thinks this is bad it must be horrendous. ☠️
The wizard of oz didn't help with my confusion.
Is your body still by pizza?! I want to be on that diet!
Daddy traded up for a bigger booty
Man... when you have a second living just for the nursery.
Hopefully before 9 if he's anything like me.
I wouldn't even had offered to finish the job for that client. Fuck them. Let them spend time shopping around.
Well I can drink enough for the two of us. Now we just need to fatten you up. Get some tatos and steak in you.
It's like when a pediatric nurse thinks they are qualified to give a psychiatric analysis for an adult patient.
So does he catch ghosts with his vacuum or something? I don't get his title.
I like my men thick and drunk. Want to grab a beer?
I didn't know she was Jewish
Holla at me if you a faggot OP
Damn. That shirtless miner can get it
That was my thought process last month... then realized there's not much to rise to.
I think you guys should've put more effort into moving and less into these posts.
Why do you want me to cry?!
I was waiting for a plot twist.
CS: Sir, please calm down. I'm going to need you to uninstall the software and reboot your PC.
Can you imagine that tech support call before he threw it out? "I don't fucking care what you say! My printer is sending me threats!"
That beer bust shot was perfectly timed
That's a legit stamp. You should marry him. He's a good guy.
"You're both my two bottom earners. How hard is it to push life insurance?! You need to make them feel like anyth----"
Classmate in gym shorts and no undies... was able to see his junk when he crossed his legs. Quite endowed.
It's a bit gross that she would use her rich parents as a selling point to date her. I bet if I asked for a dowry she'd call me sexist pig.
Plenty of apartment building around me are $4-8k a month... with studios being the $4k starting range.
My mother gave the trash man coffee. He thought she wanted to smash... That got awkward. This is why you don't speak to the help.
My pants have just gotten very tight... and it wasn't from weight gain.
Damn if 4chan thinks this is bad it must be horrendous. ☠️
The wizard of oz didn't help with my confusion.
Is your body still by pizza?! I want to be on that diet!
Daddy traded up for a bigger booty
Man... when you have a second living just for the nursery.
Hopefully before 9 if he's anything like me.
I wouldn't even had offered to finish the job for that client. Fuck them. Let them spend time shopping around.
Well I can drink enough for the two of us. Now we just need to fatten you up. Get some tatos and steak in you.
It's like when a pediatric nurse thinks they are qualified to give a psychiatric analysis for an adult patient.
So does he catch ghosts with his vacuum or something? I don't get his title.
I like my men thick and drunk. Want to grab a beer?
I didn't know she was Jewish
Holla at me if you a faggot OP
Damn. That shirtless miner can get it
That was my thought process last month... then realized there's not much to rise to.
I think you guys should've put more effort into moving and less into these posts.
Why do you want me to cry?!
I was waiting for a plot twist.
CS: Sir, please calm down. I'm going to need you to uninstall the software and reboot your PC.
Can you imagine that tech support call before he threw it out? "I don't fucking care what you say! My printer is sending me threats!"