McMaple

19653 pts ยท June 3, 2016


Canadian as heck, born with skates on my feet and been chugging Maple Syrup since the day I was came out of the ice. Everyone is my buddy...unless they offer me a light beer then I'll politely decline. Fun fact about me: I'm too colourblind to differentiate the difference between yellow and green bananas. Its always a gamble on the first bite.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@VictoryWine

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was hoping someone would reference this. Upvote for you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ile perrot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who needs to catch when you can make a robot to do it for you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As your wedding planner I'd like to remind you that your $700,000 and the genetically engineered purple doves are non-refundable. Sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

What? I become an idiot when I drink and these guys are bombed yet become geniuses...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You demand a lot of explanations it seems.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody hates us bud. They're just threatened we'll use our french to steal their women, or hide the poutine recipe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to think he's an American in disguise now...hmm...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why so hostile? *hugz*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh boy you never push a man that far during a game tho

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry to frustrate you bud

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think so, you can see the camera move a bit like someone is watching

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The sidewalk heroes, we need them!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Treat em nice and they'll treat you with respect. They have a tough job

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We love Norway, we see a lot of similarities too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quebec city is magical! Hope it all works out for ya, I'm a few hours away but message me know if you have questions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:) C'est seulement parce que les anglos comprendre rien quand les francos fait ca

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Learned your lesson then, hope everyone was okay!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some top shelf stuff right there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We lack Mexicans in Canada, and Mexican food. Barely any good Mexican food up here...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg, I never knew that's was what it was. It's always too small when I see the flag!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Acceptable for goalies imo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I'm sorry then, but some of us are nice here. Does that make up for it? :)

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