Mazzon

59157 pts ยท June 23, 2014


I have a beard.

Apple pie predates the discovery of the new world.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Do people spouting the "just be yourself" cliche even realize it only works for people who are naturally likable?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Compromise. Let her have Ira as long as the middle name is Adolf.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Judging by the slavic features and the text on her tights, I'd say Ukraine.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I logged in just to upvote this comment.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an ethnic group and a language in India. About 75 million speakers iirc.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many hobos got where they are by believing in positive bullshit like this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yes, be the wanker with the special order. It helps them decide which burger to spit in.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shit doesn't have sweat glands either. I don't think I need to say more about that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've found the third season to be disappointing. They do try, but the fight scenes just aren't on Monty's level.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's not Kirk Johnson I'm not impressed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dog isn't people, though, so the gay one would be my neighbour I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no conflict between the statements. It's only normal to want to fuck the funniest and most beautiful woman you've ever met.

10 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 2

I heard they don't even make them with real girl scouts anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're too late with that. They already managed to free the slaves.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All you want is for other people to be a dog?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meaning "don't be" as in "stop existing".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not much longer now until there's more fake legendaries than acceptable pokemon (152).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Hmm, selfie stick for machine guns...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrong. I have little love for myself but I'm not chasing anyone.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Before now, the idea of peeing on a dolphin had never crossed my mind. But now I want to try it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote suicide.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Deciding you no longer care is easy. However as you age it gets harder and harder to convince yourself that you still do care.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone is actually asexual, that's between them and their romantic partners, if any. If you're telling everyone, you just want attention

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That's just like school, really.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you've played Bloodlines and try Redemption after it, it'll be a horrible disappointment. Can't even compare the two.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What would you say if I told you it's not about the bag, it's about your rampant gluttony?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I figure it's much easier to deal with a douche nephew if science will provide you with a replacement that works just as well as the old one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never accept friend requests from strangers nor send them. Collecting fake friends just seems sad to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0