MaybeTrans

21073 pts ยท November 14, 2020


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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Take the olives off and that's more then fine breakfast

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We worry about that on Tuesday. And take some 5 HTP on Sunday night.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But.. there are 15 versions of that meme with all different timelines. They could have chose the 3 weeks version, but chose this one instead

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a completely made up thing. Don't take legal advice from the party trying to screw you over.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: deer are the most common animal that zoo keepers frequently do ever so want to do like -- jumping from in to ever be in at it also

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Patton Oswalt

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

What are you even talking about

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank God I'm not the only one. There are more differences than there are similarities

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

So, like Disney world?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

(insert trash fence joke)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I've moved to TikTok primarily

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

I think you are wrong about 90% of the time. Plus or period is typically string concatenation

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just got control of a local access cable channel. UHF is my spirit animal. And I kind of look like weird Al..

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's weird how this applies to some people and not others. Louis CK? Any painter born before 1900?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Except they have immunity and can simply decide not to. Did you miss the story of the time they destroyed somebody's home and just said sorr

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Did he admit to wrongdoing or are we just trusting one side of the story

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I was watching a GoPro accessories video, and there is not one but two different "bite mounts"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what if you post male nipples one day everyday while transitioning to female via hormones? I tried. First post was removed.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except Scientology has actually caused a lot more harm than ISIS within the United States

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That's like asking, what is she done that's so bad besides supporting ISIS and giving them millions of dollars...

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What do you have against Canada? Ohh that white border, nevermind

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yup! That white ring

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't metal pipes grounded by definition? Since they go through the ground? How could they NOT be grounded?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I always say

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her process is... She finds an object... Then bakes a cake? Amazing journalism

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's job is to spawn dialogue and not convey a message, in which case it's doing it's job just fine.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Everybody has lost their minds

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1