Non-Brits may not appreciate the savagery in this line
New epitaph goals
She's upset because she loves to cuddle
I'm bored at work
Us Brits tonight after Gray report...
I'm going to explode!
Phone emptying mission complete
There's a glitch in the matrix
Oi
Life hack
I miss holidays.
Cake day selection of things that still make me snort air through my nose
11th fave for me, back when I spent ~120% of my time here
Forgot to pick up a fork. What a pill.
NON-STOP FUN THE LAUGHTER NEVER STOPS
Jenna huff
Wardrobe to Narnia
The tale of Bee-bro, found crying in the pool
So, I was teaching English when...
Baby adventure snail
Qwaranteen
We paused Graham Norton
Fucking finally
We searched 'Roald Dahl'...
If it doesn't folds, I holds
Gin and WKD blue
Phone dump dos
Florida Man Not Only Idiot
Those cybermeanies...
Paper-ass lookin' metal
Watching 'Sherlock' for the first time. Jeez louise, Martin Freeman looks tall.
I can corroborate Darth Vader's fondness for a stiletto heel
How fast do I have to drive my delorian to get here when it opens?